strongman

aka eephus, wasteman #4wasteman, jock cheese, wasteman, [OLIVE] wasteman

Soldier

captain

Team:

Unbeatable speed. Unbreakable spirit. Loved and missed.

Steam

Performance276 maps · logs.tf

276

Maps

0.42

K/D

0.93

KA/D

125

Avg DPM

31.9%

Win %

40.2%

Accuracy

223

DT/m

Class time

Recent maps

0/7/10

20,215 healAug 5, 2026

Breakdown92h 15m played · logs.tf

88–188

Maps · 31.9%

372–640–13

Rounds · 36.9%

By format

Format	Maps	W–L–T	Win%	K/D	DPM	Time
Highlander	164	51–113	31.1%	0.36	110	50h 3m
6v6	108	37–71	34.3%	0.49	172	41h 20m
4v4	4	0–4	0%	0.15	55	52m

By class

Class	Maps	W–L–T	Win%	K/D	DA/M	K/30	D/30	A/30	Time
engineer	102	27–75	26.5%	0.49	147	11	22	10	29h 22m
soldier	85	31–54	36.5%	0.57	223	15	26	5	29h 0m
medic	90	26–64	28.9%	0.04	6	1	15	19	27h 56m
scout	9	3–6	33.3%	0.59	146	14	24	13	1h 39m
pyro	20	4–16	20%	0.51	203	16	31	16	1h 28m
heavy	15	4–11	26.7%	0.31	178	11	37	5	1h 9m
spy	13	6–7	46.2%	0.34	164	11	34	1	53m
sniper	7	2–5	28.6%	0.82	181	17	21	2	47m

Career totals

1,683

Kills

9/30

3,984

Deaths

22/30

2,010

Assists

11/30

719,049

Damage

3,897/30

1,215,466

Dmg taken

6,588/30

1,711,295

Healing

9,275/30

402,964

Heals recv

2,184/30

728

Ubers

Drops

598

Caps

3/30

Airshots

Headshots

Backstabs

104

Dominations

522

Extinguishes

5,860

Medpacks

175,955

Medpack HP

4,293

Builds

1,081

Builds destr

Aliases

jock cheese12[OLIVE] wasteman9wasteman #4wasteman9wasteman7gasfright gatecreep ghoulboss6eephus4Fear and Loathing in pl_upward4jock cheese #glovedon'tfit4slay at home mom4jock cheese #4jockcheese3akim is gaslighting me2dr fingers schafer2fat karate practitioner2foreskin2giraffe dodger2hope they find a cure2hunter s. chafer2hunter s. wampson2incontinent in ten continents2med diff is fake2monster steed with fiery anus2my hair is blue my brain is goo2PENAL strongman2please remind me to exec2portpower20072

Maps

Strongest maps

Steel7-750%
Proot2-340%
Borneo3-537.5%

Weakest maps

Cascade1-614.3%
Warmtic3-1121.4%
Swiftwater3-1023.1%

Compared with this player's own 31.7% win rate in this view. A map needs 5 games to count, and each is pulled toward that average as if it had 10 more games played at it, so a short streak can't top the list.

Map	Maps	W-L-T	Win %	K/D	DA/M	Heals/M	Last played
Product	29	10-19	34.5	0.30	118	983	2026-04-05
Upward	20	6-14	30.0	0.47	106	947	2026-03-12
Ashville	19	5-14	26.3	0.46	95	991	2026-03-22
Vigil	17	6-11	35.3	0.24	58	1018	2026-04-09
Steel	14	7-7	50.0	0.46	101	985	2024-08-18
Warmtic	14	3-11	21.4	0.24	117	1245	2026-03-12
Swiftwater	13	3-10	23.1	0.31	94	1021	2026-03-22
Borneo	8	3-5	37.5	0.18	48	1115	2022-10-13
Cascade	7	1-6	14.3	0.31	85	1079	2022-12-11
Proot	5	2-3	40.0	0.47	161	-	2023-11-17
Badwater	4	1-3	25.0	0.13	8	1362	2021-07-09
Gullywash	4	1-3	25.0	0.50	156	686	2023-12-07
Cornwater	2	1-1	50.0	0.56	77	1510	2023-03-04
Eruption	2	1-1	50.0	0.50	138	-	2026-04-05
Ramjam	2	1-1	50.0	0.94	160	-	2023-03-04
Rapids	2	1-1	50.0	0.74	102	-	2023-03-04
Lakeside	1	0-1	0.0	0.26	158	-	2022-07-21
Summercoast	1	0-1	0.0	0.33	159	-	2024-10-14

Weapons· career, by damage

Weapon	Kills	Damage	Shots	Hits	Acc.	Maps
The Original	794	350,666	13,212	5,354	40.5%	69
Mini-Sentry	107	67,984	0	0	-	79
Shotgun	146	56,248	9,227	3,145	34.1%	87
Rocket Launcher	99	55,732	2,690	987	36.7%	19
Wrangler Kill	86	48,113	0	0	-	85
Sentry Gun (Lv 2)	84	27,287	0	0	-	72
Sentry Gun (Lv 3)	89	24,643	0	0	-	72
Sentry Gun	40	17,424	0	0	-	59
Scattergun	40	13,952	1,435	733	51.1%	9
Crusader's Crossbow	29	13,572	5,815	2,986	51.3%	98
Black Box	30	11,774	377	175	46.4%	4
Tomislav	18	10,105	0	0	-	12
Flame Thrower	32	9,257	0	0	-	16
Panic Attack	22	8,475	1,386	573	41.3%	15

Class Matchups· kills/deaths vs each class

Vs	Kills	Deaths	Assists
soldier	468	946	882
scout	370	1,067	708
demoman	222	690	506
spy	159	317	393
medic	167	29	296
pyro	104	168	300
heavy	67	235	264
engineer	65	135	178
sniper	61	378	166