HE
hemorrhoids
aka [CHUD] hemorrhoids, hemmy, FURRY hemorrhoids™, hemorrhoids™
Soldier
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Performance73 maps · logs.tf
73
Maps
0.74
K/D
1.09
KA/D
222
Avg DPM
43.8%
Win %
43.9%
Accuracy
222
DT/m
Class time
Breakdown34h 36m played · logs.tf
32–41
Maps · 43.8%
183–195–18
Rounds · 48.5%
By format
| Format | Maps | W–L–T | Win% | K/D | DPM | Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6v6 | 65 | 28–37 | 43.1% | 0.74 | 224 | 30h 50m |
| Highlander | 8 | 4–4 | 50% | 0.81 | 212 | 3h 46m |
By class
| Class | Maps | W–L–T | Win% | K/D | DA/M | K/30 | D/30 | A/30 | Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| soldier | 57 | 24–33 | 42.1% | 0.81 | 250 | 18 | 22 | 6 | 26h 0m |
| medic | 7 | 3–4 | 42.9% | 0.01 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 14 | 4h 19m |
| scout | 6 | 3–3 | 50% | 0.90 | 201 | 18 | 20 | 11 | 2h 30m |
| pyro | 4 | 2–2 | 50% | 0.75 | 197 | 20 | 26 | 11 | 1h 44m |
| engineer | 1 | 1–0 | 100% | 0.00 | 82 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3m |
Career totals
1,092
Kills
16/30
1,466
Deaths
21/30
505
Assists
7/30
443,254
Damage
6,407/30
452,827
Dmg taken
6,545/30
249,127
Healing
3,601/30
304,430
Heals recv
4,400/30
107
Ubers
8
Drops
210
Caps
3/30
48
Airshots
48
Dominations
35
Extinguishes
3,392
Medpacks
120,765
Medpack HP
5
Builds
35
Builds destr
Aliases
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Maps
Strongest maps
Gullywash5-455.6%
Snakewater3-260%
Granary3-350%
Weakest maps
Metalworks2-625%
Process2-433.3%
Sunshine4-640%
Compared with this player's own 43.1% win rate in this view. A map needs 5 games to count, and each is pulled toward that average as if it had 10 more games played at it, so a short streak can't top the list.
| Map | Maps | W-L-T | Win % | K/D | DA/M | Heals/M | Last played |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sunshine | 10 | 4-6 | 40.0 | 0.79 | 207 | - | 2026-08-12 |
Bagel | 9 | 4-5 | 44.4 | 0.79 | 283 | 876 | 2026-07-30 |
Gullywash | 9 | 5-4 | 55.6 | 0.70 | 221 | 1050 | 2026-08-08 |
Metalworks | 8 | 2-6 | 25.0 | 0.87 | 252 | - | 2026-08-12 |
Granary | 6 | 3-3 | 50.0 | 1.00 | 250 | - | 2026-06-18 |
Process | 6 | 2-4 | 33.3 | 0.48 | 150 | 984 | 2026-07-17 |
Product | 5 | 2-3 | 40.0 | 0.52 | 164 | 1013 | 2026-08-15 |
Snakewater | 5 | 3-2 | 60.0 | 0.67 | 142 | 965 | 2026-05-21 |
Clearcut | 3 | 2-1 | 66.7 | 0.52 | 158 | 896 | 2025-10-24 |
Badlands | 1 | 0-1 | 0.0 | 0.69 | 232 | - | 2026-04-02 |
Gravelpit | 1 | 1-0 | 100.0 | 1.09 | 241 | - | 2026-04-04 |
Sultry | 1 | 0-1 | 0.0 | 0.59 | 177 | - | 2024-10-31 |
| Warmerfront | 1 | 0-1 | 0.0 | 0.63 | 192 | - | 2026-03-27 |
Weapons· career, by damage
| Weapon | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Acc. | Maps |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 774 | 350,206 | 13,465 | 5,584 | 41.5% | 52 | |
| 92 | 38,006 | 1,344 | 577 | 42.9% | 7 | |
| 84 | 27,876 | 1,849 | 1,030 | 55.7% | 6 | |
| 26 | 9,549 | 722 | 403 | 55.8% | 4 | |
| 31 | 8,525 | 0 | 0 | - | 4 | |
| 5 | 1,430 | 0 | 0 | - | 2 | |
| 1 | 1,317 | 753 | 369 | 49% | 7 | |
| 2 | 1,136 | 0 | 0 | - | 3 | |
| 0 | 1,102 | 0 | 0 | - | 4 | |
| 3 | 984 | 54 | 15 | 27.8% | 1 | |
| 2 | 619 | 17 | 10 | 58.8% | 1 | |
| 0 | 534 | 0 | 0 | - | 2 | |
| 2 | 455 | 0 | 0 | - | 2 | |
| 3 | 325 | 0 | 0 | - | 5 |
Class Matchups· kills/deaths vs each class
| Vs | Kills | Deaths | Assists |
|---|---|---|---|
| soldier | 405 | 506 | 585 |
| scout | 287 | 603 | 430 |
| demoman | 152 | 183 | 224 |
| medic | 130 | 9 | 188 |
| spy | 39 | 20 | 51 |
| heavy | 24 | 39 | 40 |
| sniper | 28 | 42 | 30 |
| pyro | 12 | 17 | 26 |
| engineer | 15 | 30 | 23 |










































