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Also known as:Bananas in PyjamasBananas in PajamasBig Dicks with no ChicksTC: Bananas100% NOT DAMN GOOD ENOUGH100% SUN BEARS
TEAM•ETF2LETF2L #22876
Peak world rank
#8
All-time record
76–56–13
57% win rate
Titles
1
2 podium finishes
Last played
Jan 2018
22 events

Last results

LWDLWWLDWL
Newest first
Results
L
Team Colonslash: Express1
deaf and blind2
Jan 16, 2018 · BO3 · ETF2L HL S14
W
Team Colonslash: Express2
You're CutYou're Cut0
Jan 8, 2018 · BO3 · ETF2L HL S14
D
Team Colonslash: Express1
SENSATIONSENSATION1
Dec 6, 2017 · BO2 · ETF2L HL S14
L
Team Colonslash: Express0
deaf and blind1
Nov 29, 2017 · BO1 · ETF2L HL S14
W
Team Colonslash: Express2
Doctors Of MediocrityDoctors Of Mediocrity0
Nov 23, 2017 · BO2 · ETF2L HL S14

Roster

Ranking

World
#177
EU
#84
Not on the current board · last ranked 27 Jul 2018
Peak #8 (Nov 2015)
29 Jul 201627 Jul 2018

Trophy cabinet

1st
ETF2L HL Exp Cup #7
Mid-High Tier · 2015
2nd
ETF2L HL S9
High · 2015

Map pool

Gullywash
Gullywash2–0
Process
Process2–0
Steel
Steel1–1
Upward
Upward1–1
Year to 16 Jan 2018

Most-played opponents

Doctors Of MediocrityDoctors Of Mediocrity6–28 matchesThe BureauThe Bureau1–45 matchesSuper Dickmann's KANNONEN!Super Dickmann's KANNONEN!0–3–14 matchesTeam Colonslash: AmbitionTeam Colonslash: Ambition2–24 matchesPizza PolicePizza Police2–1–14 matches
Record against each, forfeits excluded

Top performers

ETF2L S23 · 11 maps
PlayerMapsK/DPer min
Flag of United KingdomMunky110.95219 DPM
Flag of GermanyDer_Milchmann111.18275 DPM
Flag of United KingdomJustJosh110.85263 DPM
Flag of AustriaTaylorSwiftFan10091.26329 DPM
Flag of Belgium.zero111.61304 DPM
Flag of SwedenSwedish Santa110.06933 HPM