Torden — Perhaps the biggest change of late comes in the shape of a an FB/Tt fold, but I’ll take matters into my own hands for a more proper obituary later on. In the meantime, there are some immediate effects, who will take their prem spot and where will the remaining players go? -And so starts the latest news post of the type only I can be arsed with writing.
TCM
After getting rid of Pena and Flisko a few weeks ago, Haunter returned for pillage and plunder with his old fellow rocketeer,Coinz. This still left a spot open, which is now filled by none other than Brink’s finest, Gabriel Longás. But the switcharoo don’t stop there, as Antyy recently announced his dreams of holding a sticky launcher, dreams that would go unfulfilled with TCM. -Recent bachelor and demoman of the season, Kaidus finally gave his rose to Xman, and sees Byte changing to a man’s class once more. The team should now have a fulfilled active lineup for season10, one identical to the successful AFS winning dream team of last year, only with a switch of demos:
Byte (medic)
Haunter (soldier)
Coinz (soldier)
Kaidus (demoman)
Skinnie (scout)
Longas (scout)
Broder
It was recently made clear Paroxysm would drop their ventures from ETF2L this season, speaking to the mythical Demourge reveals the team expects to pick it back up for next season. One man’s loss is another man’s find, and spectators could see the meatshots of Prozak last night, the team’s shaky league re:debut. I’ll admit, I’d never heard of him before, until he blew our expectations off the grid the night before, and the broders’ longer search for the missing link has finally come to an end. The 2011 edition looks like this:
Zebbosai (soldier)
Jukebokks (soldier)
Macisum (demoman)
Fanva (scout)
Prozak (scout)
Torden (medic)
Illegal
Things were looking grim for a while, with Salmon and Xzr both making recruitment post, after the loss of Zappis to CKRAS. The new plan is to have Rulah trading places with Zappis, until Fluffy/BF3 is back, however with the BF3 beta already kicking in, things may have yet to be resolved. Meanwhile naMu has stepped up to the plate as the next in line for a real man’s class . He is already rumoured to be one of the last known men to still be practising the art of carrying women on his shoulder, as a long lost Siljaline mating ritual. The current new roster:
naMu (medic)
Olli (soldier)
Salmon (soldier)
Xzr (demoman)
Ziit (scout)
Rulah (scout)
A couple of new openings
Losing both Mimzyy and Kodyl last week, Rejects seem still to be looking for a soldier. Sharing their division, Vital Gaming is now also searching a new soldier, as Mordi has gone off to inactivity. Meanwhile, Taimou’s boys* are looking for a scout to replace Gubbins while he’s “busy” for a couple of weeks. idk? are still looking for a medic after unluckily losing Topgear to a kick.
Originally published on VanillaTV (vanillatf2.org) on 2011-09-27 by torden.
Recovered from the Internet Archive (archived copy) as part of tf2esports.com's preservation of VanillaTV's TF2 coverage. The original site is no longer online. All rights remain with the original author; reposted for historical reference.