Update: Added a few links to known (non child molesting) people who looks like our handsome studs.
Some sites announce “top ten teams”, some sites harass people for being fat, ugly, or look like a child molestor…Unlike those, we at VanillaTF2 would like to celebrate people for being the beautiful people that they are. And with the i39 behind us, now would be as good of time as ever for such a serious ranking to be made. The creation of this small (but important!) feature article started like this:
[15:34] dudes, we’ve gotta make a “most handsome person @ LAN”-pagent
[15:34] lets nominate some of the most handsome, then get people to vote on them
[15:35] Perry, like always
[15:36] uhm…
[15:37] can i nominate myself?
[15:37] :s
[15:37] this is really aaaaawkward
[15:39] arie and jone…you know what daveee, this IS pretty fucking awkward!
So, instead of us embarrassing ourself anymore, I went to do the [slighty less] awkward thing: Contacting some of the women of TF2, to hear who they thought were the most handsome. And surprisingly enough, only a couple of them slammed the door at my face. The brave panel of judges looks like this:
Datenshi (Continuity)
Illii (former jÄgarna and Team Empathy)
Lulu (Pul Kai)
Miss Bluey (Insane Dutch Killers)
Psunfragga (Crack Clan)
Trouble Girl (Sdx’98, Dead.Face, and 9 Men)
How it works: The judges have been given the chance to look at pictures uploaded by FB and Cool Clan. They’ve done a top 5 list of the people on the images. 1st earning 5 points, 5th earning 1 point. The comments and ratings do not show who voted what. The images shown below may, or may not be the image they rated, but the same person. Most of the judges did not know the identity of the pictures they were looking at. It’s quite interesting to see how big of a difference there is between votes, which can be seen from the range of points given.
Click “continue reading” to see the gayest list presented yet ( + a poll in the end).
By Sivert “Torden” Bakkeng
1st: Fisshu (FakkelBrigade)
- looks intelligent, perfect lips that no one can deny | - stoned harry potter?
13 points (5+4+3+1) (Iddo Goldberg) (Frodo)
2nd: Tapley (some team)
- looks mesmerised by something :x | - Looks like a typical douchebag, but there's no denying hes quite handsome.
10 points(3+3+2+2)
3rd: Jones (What women want)
rly hawt :p seriously gief number!!
9 points (5+4) (“Jack Shepard“)
4th: Byte (local TF2 fan)
- he looks like eric cantona! | Judging from some of his pictures he might have downs, but otherwise he's quite good looking
8 points(5+2+1) (Eric Cantona)
5th : Agron (Team Dignitas)
has a nordic viking look, and a great positive smile
6 points (5+1)
5th Appe (Team Dignitas)
- of scadinavian origin?? :x (i really dont know who he is, so he could be)
6 points (4+2) (Joakim Berg, lead singer in “Kent”)
7th: Admirable (FakkelBrigade)
- With the number of compromising positions admirable has been placed in throughout the pictures, no one can doubt this mans walk of confidence making him a huge appeal to both sexes.
5 points(4+1) (Dan Aykroyd)
7th Fluffy (Power Gaming)
no comments
5 points (5)
7th Jimmy Breeze (Local TF2 fan)
its a miracle hes looking showered, clean and ready to roll - the added beard brings a warm friendliness and rugged sex appeal
5 points (3+2)
7th Lead face (?) (Fragmasters)
- baby face (Ed: This comment was given without knowledge of his nickname, lol!)
5 points (5)
7th Ryb (Team Dignitas)
- a coy 'oh you' face, dashing blonde hair and heartwarming smile :)
5 points (3+2)
12th Anderson (Some team)
(Ed. This was by far the best picture)
4 points (3+1)
12th Dunc (What women want)
- He had a winning smile (Ed: Also, he looks like Malcolm in the middle)
4 points(4) (malcolm in the middle)
12th Hocz (Power Gaming)
no comments
4 points (4)
15th Sgn (“local” TF2 fan)
no comments
1 point (1)
Note: Some of the images were of people difficult to track who it was. If there are any uncorrect names, contries, or teams attached to an image, please get in touch.
Top teams:
FakkelBrigade: 20 points (they get 2 tilt points from 2 judges, being impressed by Leon’s boxer pictures)
/ Team Dignitas: 17 points
Some Team: 14 points
Local Fans: 14 points
What women want: 13 points
Power Gaming: 9 points
Fragmasters: 5 points
Who did You think were the most handsome at i39?
Fisshu
Tapley
Jones
Byte
Agron
Appe
Admirable
Fluffy
Ryb
Anderson
Dunc
Hocz
Sgn
Update: [02:48] <+pwr\hocz> you forgot darn teabagging admirable
Originally published on VanillaTV (vanillatf2.org) on 2010-04-08 by torden.
Recovered from the Internet Archive (archived copy) as part of tf2esports.com's preservation of VanillaTV's TF2 coverage. The original site is no longer online. All rights remain with the original author; reposted for historical reference.