Ed: I suspect not many of our viewers are too interested in the what’s going on in div5. But we were charmed by the contributor’s dedication, and use of colourful pictures (just look at that shiny crocodile at the top of the article).
Etf2l season VII powered by “Your PC” is coming to an end. So lets have a look at the most interesting div by my standards, and that is div5 (from -a to -j). There are many teams in div5 so lets focus on the possible (or already confirmed) winners.
By Boby the TF2 player
DIV 5a
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Team Onlinegamer** with there fable player and leader Jazzman and his excellent recruiting of Numlocked they are holding 1st place. They had a default loss on their last match (looks like they could not fill a team) and are now looking to play vs 2nd team in div, the ever present Crocodile training school, rumor is they are training with live crocodiles! It helps in those panicked situations when you lose your medic, solly, demo combo to keep cold nerves, just like staring into the jaws of a crock. Match at Apr 18.
DIV 5b
Here we have VLCompany, a 1 nation team trying to make it to div4, and they are probably going to win this div. 2nd team Scenic won’t stay 2nd because evil Austrian Robert Hartlauer Mafia Syndikat have a chance to pass them in their last match vs some loosing team, to bad for Scenic because 3place probably aint leading to div4, ofc they can always fake it and apply to div4 next season.
DIV 5c
Russians….if you have seen 1 Russian team you have seen them all (ed: you really haven’t), bad ping and alcohol problems leads to some good tf2 players, Desperados and Constellation will decide in their match for 1 spot and 2nd and possibly 3, depending on the outcome, the Italian team Digital KillerZ e-key.it is just waiting to slip on 2nd place, probably isn’t going to happen but they can hope.
DIV5d
Moving on…….. Evil Empire Headquarters vs 9 Men for 1st (and 2nd) place. 9 Men, veterans of TF2 should win by default because they have an etf2l admin on their team (admin do your job!), if that fails they have no chance vs the Russins and their evil dreams of vodka and TF2. And what happened to nicey-tf2? And team epx should push to 2nd when 9men fail.
DIV5e
Whats with russians and their dreams? Old Quake School vs Time Out (france cheaters vs russian cheaters) for 1st and no place. I think it’s going to be an interesting match, so grab your smelly cheese and some vodka because one of these teams is going to finish 3.
DIV5f
Insane Dutch Killers have it in the bag, tx to some new good players. Polish pubstars are coming 2nd, a real shame because here we have some good and active teams like always funny and decent Gathering of Tweakers Team 3, BACON! Veterans of tf2 and div5, BMP also a long lasting tf2 team, Anger Management, you have seen them on the etf2l ladder trying to cure their rage. Now why should the new polish team go to div4 when we have some rly nice and all know teams here? It’s a shame, etf2l admins should fix this with some pen points and push the good old boys up.
DIV5g
Everybody knows CiC, and looks like they pushed their shit in and are not going to div6 but returning to div4, ofc they still have to win 1 match. I think everybody in div 4 will be happy to see them and rape them again like in season 6. Team Whats in the boX? Is just waiting for you to ask them that question, go on, pm them now on steam with that question. I will tell you what is not in the box, the 1st div5g position, TFPortal.de | new Generation is coming hard today vs box team 1, someone will have to win it, but draw is most likely.
DIV5h
TripleA and ubearZ maybe 1st and 2nd, but it’s the most even div, 4teams have the points to win and someone going to be a sore loser.
DIV5l
Whats in the BoX!??? Go ahead and ask them, go NOW! I don’t know why they have so many teams; they must be dealing in crack or something and using their network of players for smuggling. Sdx Gaming vs boX team 2 for 1st place this Sunday (18.04), don’t be afraid! look it up.
DIV5J
Guru Gaming – long time active team waiting for the french Lapinou Team to pass them by to 1st place. Lapinou vs new hope from the north -Team Os on Sunday (18.04). This is a close div and someone will end up crying for losing a spot to 1point difference.
Now would be a good time to have a vote (or a poll if i could make it) on witch team avatar is the best looking.
If some moderator could make the poll :)
Ed: Way too many teams for that. Those interested, can post their favourite in comments. My personal fav is the BoX team 2 Cowboy.
Originally published on VanillaTV (vanillatf2.org) on 2010-04-15 by boby.
Recovered from the Internet Archive (archived copy) as part of tf2esports.com's preservation of VanillaTV's TF2 coverage. The original site is no longer online. All rights remain with the original author; reposted for historical reference.